They tried to make me go to rehab, I said “no, no, no!”
The weather’s been bad and now I’m just mad but I’ll go, go, go!
I guess I’ll have to get in line, “Hey PT! This patient’s MINE!”
I walked all the way to rehab, now let’s go, go, go!
They consulted me over in rehab and I said, “what’s the goal?”
The tube-feeding’s a drag and I know it’s sad but you’re N. P. O.
Turns out you’ll be fine, if you just give your rehab time.
Now I’m heading back from rehab and…….
***Specific information is withheld or altered to protect patient privacy*** And for the record, I don’t really mind going to rehab. But I DO sing a little Amy Winehouse every time I go.