When rounding in hoop and/or loop earrings, one must exert extreme caution so as not to entangle one’s stethoscope in said earrings. The result could involve significant pain and potentially disfigurement.
#2
When referring to the palliative care team in a progress note, refrain from using the word “impending.” That conjures images of very scary people in death shrouds…which we are not. Well, except for that one time I gave Grand Rounds. But that was satire.
#3
Familiarize yourself with satire, and be okay with it. Learn to laugh. You will be a much happier person.
#4
If you have the opportunity to eat free butter chicken today, take it.
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