Public service announcement for July 25th, 2019

For immediate release:


When rounding in hoop and/or loop earrings, one must exert extreme caution
so as not to entangle one’s stethoscope in said earrings.
The result could involve significant pain and potentially disfigurement.


When referring to the palliative care team in a progress note, refrain from using the word “impending.” That conjures images of very scary people in death shrouds…which we are not. Well, except for that one time I gave Grand Rounds. But that was satire.


Familiarize yourself with satire, and be okay with it. Learn to laugh. You will be a much happier person.


If you have the opportunity to eat free butter chicken today, take it.

Happy Thursday, friends!

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